Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Temple of the Penis

Everyone loves a vagina.  Be man or a woman, you have to admit that it is a thing of beauty.  Hell, even flowers have been designed after them...

You know I love 'em!

Many think penises to be comical. 

Sad Penis
Happy Penis
The Intellectual.

But there is actually a church dedicated to cock worship.  IT'S TRUE!!! St. Priapus Church was founded in Montreal, Quebec in the 1980s and worships the penis.  They believe the "Cock as part of a new and beautiful act, the act of peace, love and beauty, will conquer evil, leaving only peace and Love."

There is also a rule that all members must devote a minimum 4 hours a week to servicing the penis (your own or others). 

Makes me wish I had a penis.  However, I would just run around poking everyone with it screaming "WORSHIP MEEEEE!!" and would probably end up arrested...  So, I guess it's for the best.

Anyway...  GO FORTH AND WORSHIP THE PENIS WITH THIS NEW FOUND WISDOM.

You're Welcome ;o)
 

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