|I really do like smut... I really do!|
Ok guys... I did it. I finally finished all 3 books. I had to take some time off between books 2 and 3 to grow my balls back. So I read "Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter" (which was a fan-fucking-tastic read by the way).
If you missed my reviews of books 1 & 2 you can click Here & Here. Also, here are some visuals of who might be playing Christian and Ana as per the talks on the internet.
|Oh the things I would do to this man...|
|I know!!! I was all "Not HERMIONE!!" But I bet she could pull it off!!|
So I know you all are dying to know what I thought of the last 2 books. If not, go do your reading, fool! Now, I'm gonna go ahead and be honest here. And some of you may not like what I have to say. So if you have a hard core love for the book and don't like to read anything negative about it, click away!!! Before it's too late.
|You may want to stop here... Just sayin...|
Well, I didn't like it!! There... I said it. After a while, the sex scenes got a bit repetitive. And by the third book, they almost lost me. No man gets hard again that quickly. And for christ's sakes, can't they just have, like, a fucking conversation like normal people?!? Anyway, none of this would have been a problem if the story could carry itself, which it couldn't. If she had only stopped at the second book...
I think that the main thing that bothered me was that this supposedly strong female lead character still was ok with having to ask permission before doing ANYTHING. Being a strong female lead character in my own fucking life, I just don't get it. If Eddie ever freaked out because I decided to go get a drink with a friend like Christian Grey does in the book, I would backhand the shit out of him.
No, really. He would end up having to tell people that he walked into a door so I was not arrested and put on an episode of Cops. But that could just be my high testosterone talking....
Favorite parts of the book? Chapters 5 & 6. There's some butt plug action and car sex. So don't read these chapters too far away from your vibrator or a working penis.
Least favorite line in the book? "I'm looking forward to the taste of breast milk again." Calm it down, James... Next step is someone shitting on a glass table..
|Slow your roll there, James.|