|But not in public...|
Apparently, Mr. Couch Fucker came upon an abandoned couch on a curb near his apartment complex and that's when the sweet music of Barry White started playing in his head. He got the feeling, my friends, for some sexual healing. Unfortunately for him, right in the middle of his sexual healing, a cop came jogging past.
|Cops always want to ruin someone's fun|
Then the chase ensued! THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT!!! The cop chased the Couch Fucker down! HAHAHAHA! I like to imagine that his dick was still out for the chase.
|RUN BITCH! RUN!|
The best part is he ran home! Leading the off duty cop right to his apartment complex. What a fucking rookie. I hope they put this guy away for a few months... Just so he will have to tell the other prisoners what he's in for.
|Only Rick James can fuck a couch correctly.|