Monday, May 7, 2012

The Avengers movie is the best porno I've ever seen

I just saw The Avengers movie and...

WOW!

Can they put any more sexy people in one movie?!?  JESUS H CHRIST MAN!  This has to be some kind of record.  Let's do a roll call, shall we?

I mean.. GOD DAMN!
Le SIGH!
Yum... YES PLEASE!
Hulk's before picture
I won't lie to you... I would destroy her.
He's got a fucking bow & arrow, guys.  It's like they MADE this movie for ME!!!
Bad. Ass. Mother. Fucker.

I just Jizzed in my Pants, guys.  For Real.

And not only is the eye candy spectacular...  The movie fucking rocked too. The story was solid.  It was funny.  There were explosions and aliens. I mean...

THE FUCKING HULK!!!!!!!!

All I have to say is:

1.  Well played, Hollywood. Well played.  And...
2.  Where is my vibrator?

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