Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Edible Panties Confuse and Scare Me

Ok... I've never actually tried them, per say.  But I have never really understood them.  So, I'm throwing this out to the masses...  And I have to ask:  What's the point?!?  Seriously.  Instead of eating my panties, you could be eating something else.  (wink, wink)

Even the package screams "I TASTE LIKE OLD SOCKS AND VAGINA!"


In fact, I'm pretty sure that they would taste god awful.  Especially if you've been wearing them all day.  Like swamp ass.  And, do they melt?  If I wear them for a while before sexual escapades?! 

Ok... These don't look half bad.  I'll give them that.


I should really do some research on this.  In fact, I will go out this weekend and buy some edible panties and wear them around.  Then I'll make Eddie eat them.

See?!?  He's holding ROSES!!! This is obviously delicious.


OR I just may fashion myself a pair out of red licorice laces.  Then I'll eat them.  Either way, I'll report back. ;o)

Good thing I learned to knit last winter!!!


This post just got weird didn't it?  You know you were all thinking it...  I'm sorry I'm not sorry.

2 comments:

  1. I think this definitely deserves further investigation. Perhaps you can get a government grant! They give those things out for all sorts of ridiculous things, and this is really important!

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  2. You don't eat them you lick them off. They're kinda like a paper thin fruit roll-up.

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