Friday, June 22, 2012

WTF China, Seriously???

Let us begin here......

  

OK now once we have all stopped our giggles & mocking we should make clear on the fact, yes:  that is a   pussy. It is a male sex toy. In their defense at certain angles it does look like a mushroom. The color, the dirt stains.... but wow. Wow. Given the fact that China produces about 80% of the world's sex toys what the fuck is wrong with these people?

 My favorite quotes:
1. we dug out this meaty object. ( that's what she said)
2. it has eyes and a nose

Have these people ever seen a vagina??? I wonder because that thing has a clit & labia. Come on, they measured it!!! This might be the greatest news story since that stripper at Hot22  was collecting human body parts from a Med Student client. (I would have taken those parts too, honey.. i was rooting for you.)
I also love the part about how the Emperor used the herb/mushroom in his mixture for longevity. I don't need to make a joke here. That is all you my blogy friends.




 



2 comments:

  1. Wow... and also holy shit. First, damn, that is SO a vagina. Secondly, someone dug up an unidentified "mushroom" while digging a well. Wow. Alert the media. No REALLY, not joking, in China APPARENTLY that's when you alert the media. How many billion people live in China, and THIS is what they report on??

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    1. Apparently they get really siked about finding mystical objects in wells.. You know... Healing abilities and all.

      Oh, China... How I love you.

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