Monday, September 24, 2012

Couch Fucking Gone Wrong

Every once in a while, a news article comes across my path that makes me laugh so hard that I spit coffee out of my nose.  Today just that happened.  And though it hurt like a motherfucker, it was well worth reading about the Couch Fucker.  You can get your laugh by clicking HERE.  (Please do not drink fluids whilst reading this story.)

But not in public...
 
Apparently,  Mr. Couch Fucker came upon an abandoned couch on a curb near his apartment complex and that's when the sweet music of Barry White started playing in his head.  He got the feeling, my friends, for some sexual healing.  Unfortunately for him, right in the middle of his sexual healing, a cop came jogging past.  

Cops always want to ruin someone's fun


 Then the chase ensued!  THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT!!!  The cop chased the Couch Fucker down!  HAHAHAHA!  I like to imagine that his dick was still out for the chase. 

RUN BITCH!  RUN!
The best part is he ran home!  Leading the off duty cop right to his apartment complex.  What a fucking rookie.  I hope they put this guy away for a few months...  Just so he will have to tell the other prisoners what he's in for. 

Only Rick James can fuck a couch correctly.
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4 comments:

  1. Kellie @ Delightfully LudicrousSeptember 25, 2012 at 1:53 AM

    Oh dear ... that's just ... A couch? Really? Well, I guess the heart wants what it wants.

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  2. Al PenwasserNovember 30, 2015 at 9:31 PM

    That makes me think....
    my neighbor put a couch on the curb yesterday.
    Can't wait until it gets light out.

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  3. Al PenwasserNovember 30, 2015 at 9:33 PM

    Incidentally, I feel like I struck blog gold here.
    Sorry to say (from your perspective), I'll be back.

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  4. Al PenwasserDecember 5, 2015 at 6:44 PM

    Because this apparently is a "fuck-free" zone.
    Oh. Wait. Well THAT didn't come out right.

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