OK now once we have all stopped our giggles & mocking we should make clear on the fact, yes: that is a pussy. It is a male sex toy. In their defense at certain angles it does look like a mushroom. The color, the dirt stains.... but wow. Wow. Given the fact that China produces about 80% of the world's sex toys what the fuck is wrong with these people?
My favorite quotes:
1. we dug out this meaty object. ( that's what she said)
2. it has eyes and a nose
Have these people ever seen a vagina??? I wonder because that thing has a clit & labia. Come on, they measured it!!! This might be the greatest news story since that stripper at Hot22 was collecting human body parts from a Med Student client. (I would have taken those parts too, honey.. i was rooting for you.)
I also love the part about how the Emperor used the herb/mushroom in his mixture for longevity. I don't need to make a joke here. That is all you my blogy friends.
Apparently they get really siked about finding mystical objects in wells.. You know... Healing abilities and all.
ReplyDeleteOh, China... How I love you.