Ok... I've never actually tried them, per say. But I have never really understood them. So, I'm throwing this out to the masses... And I have to ask: What's the point?!? Seriously. Instead of eating my panties, you could be eating something else. (wink, wink)
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| Even the package screams "I TASTE LIKE OLD SOCKS AND VAGINA!" |
In fact, I'm pretty sure that they would taste god awful. Especially if you've been wearing them all day. Like swamp ass. And, do they melt? If I wear them for a while before sexual escapades?!
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| Ok... These don't look half bad. I'll give them that. |
I should really do some research on this. In fact, I will go out this weekend and buy some edible panties and wear them around. Then I'll make Eddie eat them.
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| See?!? He's holding ROSES!!! This is obviously delicious. |
OR I just may fashion myself a pair out of red licorice laces. Then I'll eat them. Either way, I'll report back. ;o)
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| Good thing I learned to knit last winter!!! |
This post just got weird didn't it? You know you were all thinking it... I'm sorry I'm not sorry.
I think this definitely deserves further investigation. Perhaps you can get a government grant! They give those things out for all sorts of ridiculous things, and this is really important!
ReplyDeleteYou don't eat them you lick them off. They're kinda like a paper thin fruit roll-up.
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